Modern Christmas Carol

(to the tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen")

Please don't rest all ye Congressmen
Just wade into the fray!
Remember most of us don't want
Your plans for the USA.
We shudder to think that healthcare
Will be mandator-ay.
Oh more taxes for us on the way,
On the way,
Oh more taxes for us on the way.

Merry Christmas, everyone!