Saurly Yours

HAPPY FATHERS DAY to every man who was strong enough to refrain from killing his children when he heard "Are we there yet?" for t...

I'm in the process of civilizing my parents' new puppy. The problem is that he lusts after my shoes. Austin finds it hysterical to ...

I call Largo Feed (they have a vet that comes once a month) and it's $120 to vaccinate all three dogs.   So I call my regular vet...

My friend calls to tell me about the company restaurant which was just renovated. In addition to pouring money into a losing enterprise, ...

For my fellow Floridians: Be careful being on the water in this weather. We were at EG Simmons park yesterday evening when the coroner'...

HE: [romantically] What are you thinking? ME: Oh... Did I clip my toenails too short? What's that in the garbage? And why does my finge...

Here's what I want to say so badly to the women who post suggestive pictures of themselves on Facebook:  "Yes. We know you're ...

It's garage sale day, and the darned code inspectors keep stealing my signs (I guess I must PAY the city of Largo for the privilege of ...

EXHIBIT A for the state of the American Education System: My friend posts a spoof about the danger of velociraptors, I agree (and add an ...

My weekend started last night at the Quaker Steak n' Lube Car Show. There's nothing better than sitting around with a table full of ...

So my freaky alcoholic neighbor comes wandering by while my boyfriend is tinkering with my truck. He walks up to us and starts whining abou...

I am wearing a really nice pair of slacks today - they flow and swirl about elegantly. I was quite pleased with them... until someone point...

So my daughter and I are shopping in Yankee Candles, and we sniff this new fragrance called "Mountain Lodge." We turn to each oth...

"I missed you," he said. "I grew desperate, and found myself re-reading all those texts you sent me." "Texts?...

I got a call yesterday from the Census bureau. They wanted to follow up and ask additional questions. When they told me I HAD to take their ...

A friend of mine almost died of a drug overdose this weekend. As I have a "no drug" policy, I have a very hard time feeling any sy...

I've written about sleezy kids' dance recitals before. It incensed me then, and still does. Interestingly, the parents at the stu...

Every other weekend is filled with teenagers now. Which is wonderful. I don't understand people who don't want children around... ...

The woman who sent her adoptive son back to Russia with a note stating that he was a sociopath is hardly a woman who snapped after singing ...