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Saturday, May 27, 2006

Thugly

In today’s post, we’ll discuss thugly men. What is thugly? It’s a Saurism to describe men that are Totally Hot and Ugly. For some strange reason, I guess I’m biologically programmed to be attracted to this type of man.

Exhibit One: Dave Grohl of The Foo Fighters. Even though at his best he looks like a malnourished rodent, here he is in the most scorchingly sexy video I’ve ever seen in my entire life. It makes me want to take him by the hand and lovingly feed him a sandwich:



Exhibit Two: Hugh Laurie of House. Either you get this one, or you don’t. Heck, I’m not sure that *I* get it, but if I ever ran into this guy, I think I’d choke to death on my own tongue before I could say “hello”.

Exhibit Three: Jeff Goldblum. He had me from the moment I saw The Fly.

Although I’ve dated some men that most people would find startlingly attractive (including Jim Marsden) I think that they pale in comparison to this collection of thuglies.

And don’t think that this is limited to men only. If you’re attracted to Uma Thurman or you think that Charlotte Gainsbourg is wildly attractive, then you, too, are into thuglies.

25 comments:

Beaver said...

I like thuglies. Actually, there's pretty much the only type I'm totally attracted to.

CQFD is a thugly. And I love him to death. And nobody compares.

I think women are attracted to thuglies because they're smart, interesting and challenging. Even fox claims "Hugh Laurie is the sex symbol of the thinking woman".

I would tend to agree to that.

Great post!

Beav'

Some Random Girl said...

I don't think any of them are thugly. Now if you said Prince...I'd say maybe but he's not hot. Ok, I meant fugly. Ick.

Tallyflute said...

When I first saw this post and had not yet scrolled down, I thought "Hey, Hugh Laurie fits this category" and then wouldn't ya know! There he was! He is VERY hot! I guess I'm into thuglies too.

Oh, and although Prince is itty-bitty in height, I think he is pretty hot too.

Many rock stars have this sort of "hot" going for them. Mick Jagger, Gene Simmons, Michael Stipe.... I could go on.

Cool post!

The Lazy Iguana said...

Uma and Charlotte are ok. Of course, either of them could afford to get me a sweet 26 foot Glacier Bay power cat with twin 150 HP outboards, a 2 kw marine radar, and a chartplotter - but that is another subject all together.

What I can not deal with is bitchiness. This instantly rules out 99% of the chicks in Miami.

michelle said...

I failed the test. I do not like thugly men.

Miss Cellania said...

Jimmy Page, Chris Squire, and my late husband. You can tell I'm an old rocker, can't you?

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

Your definition of ugly is disturbing, Uma is fit as anything and Dave is quite a looker.

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

PS: Great song by the way.

Jenn said...

None of these people turn me on. I guess my quiz results show that no, I am not into thuglies.

Lila said...

I get what you mean. Hugh Laurie strikes me as handsome, though, not thugly.

I had a friend who was into thuglies and was obsessed with Steve Buscemi.

Saur♥Kraut said...

Mr. Fabulous, ;o)

AP3, ahh, but you haven't seen Hugh at his geekiest. Go here. I love Steve Buscemi, but he plays wimpy/crazy parts so there's not enough masculinity for me there.

Jenn, you're probably much healthier. ;o)

Daniel, I didn't know you were listed in the BBC! Where? Congrats! As for my definition, I just go by what others tell me (since I find them attractive, myself). I will draw the line at Uma and Charlotte, though. I find them both exceedingly unattractive. But again, there are people who think they're The Bees Knees, as my grandmother would've said. ;o)

Miss C, :D Well, there's nothing wrong with old rockers. We all will be one day, if we're not halfway there already! And you still have a way to go... I'm sorry to hear about your husband. I didn't know.

Michelle, obviously! Your hubby's very conventionally handsome. ;o)

Lazy Iguana, they're average at best (from my view) which doesn't mean that they don't have wonderful qualities! Don't get me wrong. Being a thugly admirer, I realize this. But if you ever see Charlotte in Jane Eyre, you'll realize that she's really the Queen of Female Thuglies. Boats are good, though. Much can be sacrificed for a boat.

Reverberate, perhaps the intelligence and confidence, more than any thing else (my best guess)

Dance, I like your blog, BTW! Yeah, you listed some great examples of thuglies! Good job! I never was attracted to Prince (I just can't get into guys that wear more makeup than *I* do) but his song "The Most Beautiful Girl" really is one of my all-time faves!

SRG, yeah, I'm with ya there, sister.

Beav, excellent point! Hugh is definately the thinking woman's man. I've seen pics of your honey. He looks rugged and like he's fun. I can see the attraction.

Grant said...

I don't get the whole Uma Thurman thing either. And despite my yellow fever, I'm not into Lucy Liu - her face is too angular.

Nihilistic said...

I'm one of the ones that doesn't get it...

Dave said...

Saur,

The woman in the video is super hot. I loved her hair style and color with her pale skin. It brought back some great memories.

Thanks.

AQ said...

I love Hugh Laurie too. Shhhh. Don't tell my husband. But someone had to replace David James Elliott (JAG) for me. I'm glad House came along. (I wouldn't classify either as Thugly, but I don't watch much TV).

Notsocranky Yankee said...

I'm not into the thuglies. I assumed they are "attractive" due to success or money. I thought the Mick Jagger example was excellent. It seems like a lot of women go for guys who seem famous, much like the men who go for the big fake boobs -- very superficial.

Saur♥Kraut said...

Notsocranky, in my case, the thing that I find overpoweringly attractive is the intelligence, personality, creativeness that each displays. Which is equally why I can't stand Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt.

Always Q, OK, it's our little secret. I agree, it's a great show, due to his acidic nature. I hope they don't start sissifying him.

Gator, she had all the charms necessary for a necrophiliac. ;o)

Nihilistic, ;o)

Grant, what Asian woman do you find attractive? I find that most are really not all that beautiful but then that is true for all cultures. I was engaged to a Filipino man once, and he had almost slavic features - closer to Korean or perhaps Chinese than anything else. He wasn't classically handsome but he still caught everyone's eye - he projected a very strong, self-confident persona.

Stephanie said...

Oh my word, I have the hugest, massivest, crush on Jeff Goldbloom: he had me at "Independence Day". Ugh. He's tall, he's dark, and he's handsome in the "I love my dorky boyfriend" sort of way. I don't know why women don't just go wild over him! But I would definitely fall into the category of "swallowing one's tounge" if I ever did meet him in person.

Just. HOT.

The other ones? I get it... I'm not necessarily in the same boat, but I get it. :)

Oh and by the way, up here in cheeseland, "thugly" is usually referred to anyone who thinks that wearing excessive "bling" to the point of giving oneself a neck ache is cool, and that letting your pants hang down to your knees is a fashion statement...

Oh yeah! And that the word "axe", as in, "I want to 'axe' you a question"... is proper English.

Fred said...

Thugly. That's a new one for the urban dictionary.

Lee Ann said...

I will say it again, Marsden is HOT! ummmmm
Have a great Memorial day!

michelle said...

After thinking about it I realized I may have been guilty at one time of liking the thugly man. Back in the day...I liked "hair bands"!

Jamie Dawn said...

So very true!
The pretty boys and the perfect ladies are not always the most attractive.
Uma Thurman is attractive, there's no doubt, but she is pretty in an alien sort of way.
My mother always says the pretty boys are "just boys" and she likes a manly man. I think that "manly," rugged, not so perfect qualities must be the ugly part that really isn't that ugly after all. :)

Good post.

High Power Rocketry said...

That woman in the video is pretty pretty also.

Eddo said...

Great video and good point. I can see why women would find these men attractive - I think some women go for men that look like men. Some men are just too pretty these days - you throw some breasts on them and they would pass for women.

Jenn said...

HELLO exhibit two. I ADORE Hugh Laurie. What is that about?!! Part of it is the accent but I watch HOUSE and still I would still be willing bear his children.