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Wednesday, October 31, 2012

5 Ways to Keep a Man's Attention

I just saw an article titled "5 Ways to Keep a Man's Attention: How to Keep Your Man Around for Good." I would expect to see that title from a woman's magazine in the 40s, but... really??? How about substituting "Spouse" for "Man" and making the article for everyone?

Besides: Everyone knows the top 5 ways to get a man's attention:

1. A shrill scream in the night.
2. Waiting till he drinks the milk out of the carton before you say "Ohmigosh! You didn't drink that, did you? I just heard on the news that they just found someone's finger in one of those cartons!"
3. Dog poop in front of the bathroom door.
4. Wearing a hat with long ostrich plumes to the beach.
5. Standing in a major parking lot singing "I'm a little teapot" while wielding knitting needles.

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