Thursday, October 28, 2010

The Dumbing Down of America, Exhibit A

EXHIBIT A for the state of the American Education System:

My friend posts a spoof about the danger of
velociraptors, I agree (and add an anecdotal tale). Now another woman is anxiously asking where we got this "information", how come she hasn't heard about it, and she is VERY concerned.

I am NOT going to show her any mercy by explaining it's a spoof. It's HER fault if she fell asleep in Science from grades 1-12.

Friday, October 15, 2010

The Quaker Steak n' Lube Car Show

My weekend started last night at the Quaker Steak n' Lube Car Show. There's nothing better than sitting around with a table full of Vietnam Vets and younger men, all into nothing but cars, guns, and women. The testosterone levels were outta sight!

Saturday, October 02, 2010

My Alcoholic Neighbor

So my freaky alcoholic neighbor comes wandering by while my boyfriend is tinkering with my truck. He walks up to us and starts whining about how he just saw his wife with another man and somehow segues into talking about how married sex is better because you don't have to use condoms. "You know what I mean, my friend," he tells my boyfriend with a leer and a wink.
Welcome to the neighborhood.