Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Magazine Idea

Men have "manly topic" magazines full of half-dressed hotties. I think it's time for women to have cooking or craft magazines with half-dressed men holding up casseroles and knitted baby blankets! Michael's Craft Store should sponsor my idea.

Saturday, August 04, 2012

Confession is Good for the Soul

For those of you who know about the crazy mother-in-law (known for being a compulsive liar):

Yesterday she told my husband that she hired a private eye to follow me around and he found out things about me that would shock him!

Yup: It's time to come clean about my sickness. I WEAR WOMEN'S CLOTHES!!! There. I said it.