Palmetto Bug

HOLY COW!!! The Palmetto Bugs (a.k.a roaches) down here in Florida are so huge they have landing gear! I have one that got in my house and. is. stalking. me. It is at least 3 inches long. I am about to have a heart attack. O_o

Mistaken Identity

So my friend, Terri, and I go to this bookstore. We pick out some cookbooks and a couple other books and go to check them out. The nice old lady strikes up a conversation with us and says how great those cookbooks look.

"Yeah," says Terri, "I LOVE to cookl"

"That's true," I chime in, "She's FANTASTIC."

"I'm really domestic," Terry adds. "I can't stop cleaning either."...

"That's true," I say. "She's a powerhouse."

"Well," replies the old dear to me, "That hardly seems fair. She does the majority of the work! You're one lucky lady!"

O_o

OK, I know I wear my hair short, but ...