I look at the framed print at Salvation Army. I could use the frame. I ask the nearby worker "This says it's $35 but these ones here are similar and you're only asking $15. Can you come down a bit?"
The worker puffs out his chest. "Well now," he says, self importantly. "This here's a real work of art. I collect art, ya know. Why the matte alone is worth at least $100. I know because I had a similar one made for me recently. And it's acid-free, you can tell by looking at it. It prevents foxing. You know what foxing is?" Yes, I assure him, I know what foxing is. I also know you can't tell a matte is acid-free by looking at it, but I don't mention that.
"And it's in perfect condition," he adds.
I point out all the scratches that I'm planning on painting over.
"So," I say, ignoring everything he just said, "can you mark it down or not?"
"The manager will have to do that," he says.
"So could you get her for me?" I ask politely.
"Oh no, I'm wayyyy too busy for THAT," he says.
"OK, where is she?" I ask. He gestures to the woman at the counter, so off I go. I say to the woman "Can you come down on this at all?"
"How about $20?" she suggests.
"Perfect," I say. "By the way, that bald guy who works for you is pretty weird."
"TELL me about it," she says, rolling her eyes. "I can NEVER get him to SHUT UP."
"Duct tape works," I suggest.
The worker puffs out his chest. "Well now," he says, self importantly. "This here's a real work of art. I collect art, ya know. Why the matte alone is worth at least $100. I know because I had a similar one made for me recently. And it's acid-free, you can tell by looking at it. It prevents foxing. You know what foxing is?" Yes, I assure him, I know what foxing is. I also know you can't tell a matte is acid-free by looking at it, but I don't mention that.
"And it's in perfect condition," he adds.
I point out all the scratches that I'm planning on painting over.
"So," I say, ignoring everything he just said, "can you mark it down or not?"
"The manager will have to do that," he says.
"So could you get her for me?" I ask politely.
"Oh no, I'm wayyyy too busy for THAT," he says.
"OK, where is she?" I ask. He gestures to the woman at the counter, so off I go. I say to the woman "Can you come down on this at all?"
"How about $20?" she suggests.
"Perfect," I say. "By the way, that bald guy who works for you is pretty weird."
"TELL me about it," she says, rolling her eyes. "I can NEVER get him to SHUT UP."
"Duct tape works," I suggest.
2 comments:
:) - Duct tape fixes everything!
Hey there lady - I don't even know if you remember me but after a six year hiatus I am getting back to blogging. Or attempting to! Just visiting a few old haunts tonight - glad to see you are still posting. I always enjoyed your take on things.
See ya around!
Of COURSE I remember you! How good to hear from you again! Please stay in touch!
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