Originally the designer of Roxxxy intended for her to become a "home companion" for shut-ins. But because the porn industry is such a lucrative one, he decided to hone her into a highly sophisticated sex toy, instead.
Meet Roxxxy: Although she looks a little neanderthal, she is a large, talking doll with ... er... ports of access.
Yeah, she's not really a looker, but then again, I doubt that matters much. Anyway, this is being hailed as "progress" among a few who are supposedly tech savvy. The sad truth is, though, that although she's billed as a robot, she has no movement and is merely a large, pornographic version of the Chatty Cathy doll:
Technologically speaking, we are still a long way from Cherry 2000, that wonderfully campy SciFi flick from the 1980s. But in Cherry 2000, the protagonist finally learns the value of a true woman, flaws and all. I guess some men are still learning that lesson.
Perhaps had John Edwards, Tiger Woods, Mark Sanford and all the other celebrities and politicians had invested in a Roxxxy, things would have gone differently for them.
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Perhaps had John Edwards, Tiger Woods, Mark Sanford and all the other celebrities and politicians had invested in a Roxxxy, things would have gone differently for them.
Ed, An excellent point! She caries no disease (unless you're allergic to latex, perhaps) and no capability of siring a love child.
There is still a danger. I hear the inventor is working on an advanced model that is capable of calling a lawyer and filing for palimony.
Gary, Thanks for the Monday morning chuckle! ;o)
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