Friday, April 09, 2010

Dear Roger

Some of you may remember Roger, from When a Guy Can't Take a Hint. Well, he still hasn't taken the hint. Although he laid low for a while, he started annoying Cindy again. So, I helpfully composed a "Dear John" letter for her:

Dear Roger,

You are a putz.

For a guy who looks like he belongs in the geriatric version of The Village People, you really aren't all that virile, either. I wish I could say that you are a man that could fulfill my dreams, but you fulfill my nightmares.

If your personality were of any note, I would enjoy keeping you as a friend. But when a personality is as sour as old jockey shorts, there is little to recommend it.

Your sparkling wit and repartee... oh wait, you don't have that.

If I were to put together a list of all your virtues, you might make it into a fortune cookie slip.

Much love,

If she has the guts to send this, I think it will solve the problem.


clew said...

MAN! That's rough! I'll have to read up on this cat to see why he deserves it. LOL

clew said...

LOLOL ... I'm back ... okay, I see your point.

Perhaps pressing charges might be a good thing to mention as well.

What a wingnut!

Saur♥Kraut said...

Clew, You said it! ;o)