Some of you may remember Roger, from When a Guy Can't Take a Hint. Well, he still hasn't taken the hint. Although he laid low for a while, he started annoying Cindy again. So, I helpfully composed a "Dear John" letter for her:
Dear Roger,
You are a putz.
For a guy who looks like he belongs in the geriatric version of The Village People, you really aren't all that virile, either. I wish I could say that you are a man that could fulfill my dreams, but you fulfill my nightmares.
If your personality were of any note, I would enjoy keeping you as a friend. But when a personality is as sour as old jockey shorts, there is little to recommend it.
Your sparkling wit and repartee... oh wait, you don't have that.
If I were to put together a list of all your virtues, you might make it into a fortune cookie slip.
Much love,
Cindy
If she has the guts to send this, I think it will solve the problem.
Dear Roger,
You are a putz.
For a guy who looks like he belongs in the geriatric version of The Village People, you really aren't all that virile, either. I wish I could say that you are a man that could fulfill my dreams, but you fulfill my nightmares.
If your personality were of any note, I would enjoy keeping you as a friend. But when a personality is as sour as old jockey shorts, there is little to recommend it.
Your sparkling wit and repartee... oh wait, you don't have that.
If I were to put together a list of all your virtues, you might make it into a fortune cookie slip.
Much love,
Cindy
If she has the guts to send this, I think it will solve the problem.
3 comments:
MAN! That's rough! I'll have to read up on this cat to see why he deserves it. LOL
LOLOL ... I'm back ... okay, I see your point.
Perhaps pressing charges might be a good thing to mention as well.
What a wingnut!
Clew, You said it! ;o)
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