HE: [romantically] What are you thinking?
ME: Oh... Did I clip my toenails too short? What's that in the garbage? And why does my finger smell funny?
This is the reason I was never made to be a romance novelist.
ME: Oh... Did I clip my toenails too short? What's that in the garbage? And why does my finger smell funny?
This is the reason I was never made to be a romance novelist.
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