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Wednesday, November 01, 2006

A Telemarketer's Nightmare

My assistant, Zen Buddhist, works only part time for me. Her primary job is as a telemarketer. Her son sent her this snippet last night and we laughed ourselves sick!

So, although there is interesting news everywhere (such as Kerry's major SNAFU in California yesterday), let's take a break and listen in on the ultimate telemarketer's nightmare call...


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14 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is laugh out loud funny, good stuff.

Tan Lucy Pez said...

Hoo Boy! I love that! That is SO GOOD!

R2K said...

:) I love his pranks, here is another:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJlznnJR-lU

Ed Abbey said...

Back in the day, I wish I had thought of something like that. But with the Do Not Call list, which is the greatest thing on earth, the only ones I get are automated political ones.

slopmaster said...

That was good. I used to do some prank calling back in my day, but that beats mine.

Anonymous said...

Classic. Excellent idea that guy had.

~Deb said...

Oh my Lord! I would have crapped myself a pickle! No way!!!

Senor Caiman said...

That Dude has great self-control and more time than I have.

Since I've mellowed, I don't tell them that I'm going to hunt them down and chop them up with my machete.

Fred said...

It wouldn't play for me. Darn!

Badoozie said...

my stupid computer doesn't have the plug in to hear that!! dang, sometimes i swear.....i hate this thing

Mr. Althouse said...

That is too funny. Unfortunately, all of my cold calls come from off-shore (India, I think). I'm thinking they wouldn't take the bait.

Live, Love, Laugh said...

that was hilarious, oh my word!

Saur♥Kraut said...

For those of you who couldn't hear the clip:

It's an mp3 recording of an unfortunate telemarketer who calls a professional comedian (Bob). Bob answers, and then starts calling out to his "crew" to start photographing the body.

He then implies to the telemarketer that he may be a suspect, and tells him that if he gets off the phone he'll be charged with obstruction of justice. He starts hitting him with questions and the guy's freaking out.

In the end he suddenly confesses to him that Bob was a "flaming homosexual" and asks the guy if they were lovers. The guy hangs up in a panic and the phone call ends.

Heather said...

That was flippin' hilarious. How did he not just bust a gut when the guy started wiggin' out?