Boobies

 

It was first grade, Skycrest Christian School. Tim was quite self-righteous at the ripe old age of 7 and was more than happy to give a lecture to a 6 year old version of me about what could and couldn't be said. Tim: You can't say bad stuff, like ...(whispering)... boobies. Me: Hey Tim! What does the ladybug say to the bee? Tim: I don't know? Me: BOO, bee! Tim: I'm telllllllllllling!!! Miss Shields!!!... So your scripture lesson is Proverbs 20:11 "It is by his deeds that a lad distinguishes himself; If his conduct is pure and right." My parents are still recovering.