Petticoat Princesses

This is a completely juvenile post. No serious minds need to continue.

I ran across this site yesterday when researching something entirely different. Call me naive, but I had no idea that anyone would willingly volunteer to wear petticoats any more. The whole concept is as exciting to me as an itchy polyester leisure suit.

Apparently (and don't laugh at me if you already knew this) petticoats have some sort of mild S&M attraction (like corsets). The women (and men) who enjoy putting on petticoats and posing are a very ...interesting... lot. I know of many pathologies, but I've never personally run across anyone with this particular fetish. I'm thankful for that, as I'd probably explode with laughter the moment I found out.

The horror in red is one of the titleholders! If you are as smitten as you are expected to be, take note: (s)he is also in the next picture wearing a brunette wig. (S)he's versatile, as well as hot (for a Grandma in clown greasepaint)!

Without further ado, I introduce some of the Petticoat Princesses to you today:

This is "Christina" who says (as you'll see in her bio) "I just can't stop with the makeup!" (probably to cover the 5 o'clock shadow). (S)he obviously posed for these pictures in her own home. Her mental illness evidences itself in her preternaturally clean home and strange choice of apparel. (S)he apparently idolizes Joan Rivers, post Plastic Surgical Procedure #209.

Notice (s)he's licking his/her lips suggestively in this next pic. You can almost hear Grandpa Bob saying "Whoa, nellie!"

Although I mentioned Magilla Gorilla a couple posts ago, I forgot to include a snapshot of him. Allow me to remedy the problem...


Here's Hard Hat Hallie: a woman who is not afraid to be doing construction work outside all day, and yet she still is willing to come home and dress up for her man without even pausing to bathe first, apparently! Now that's devotion.

Heeeeere's "Lucy". (S)he's a nice Irish girl who is here to remind us that our next major holiday is St. Patty's Day! (S)he likes Petticoat Junction, green beer, and remembers when King George V was named "King of Ireland" in 1927.

If you're lucky, (s)he may be wearin' the green and participating in other festivities in a bar near you!