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Monday, August 01, 2005

Did You Ever Have a Day When...

1. You would prefer to have a wild cat rake you over with his claws and be dipped in a vat of grain alchohol rather than spend another moment at work?

2. You wanted to try that 3 Martini Lunch you'd always heard about?

3. The only way hot coffee would help would be if you could pour it all over a difficult client?

This was one of those days.

15 comments:

Tabasamu said...

Yup! Poor thing. Mondays are usually foul...

Bill R said...

Yes, and sometimes those are the GOOD days!

Saur♥Kraut said...

*LOL* Ain't it the truth...

Senor Caiman said...

Saur,

Ouch, no one likes dealing with moody women, but I can tell you what I do and it normally works. First I tilt my head a little and open my mouth slightly and then flex my left pectoral to give the illusion that the jaws on my Lacoste Gator are actually doing the talking. The person becomes confused and disoriented but most importantly calms down.

Saur♥Kraut said...

Gator, *LOL* Maybe they're not calming down, as much as they're scared out of their wits...

snicksnack said...

*ROFLMAO* Yup!

Tan Lucy Pez said...

1. Yikes! No, thank god.
2. Well, sure, but you say that as if it's a bad thing.
3. Never had "clients," but I've had employees who would fit the bill.

Just catching up on my blog reading. Enjoyed your last several posts. I need more pix of the possum.

Fred said...

Looks like you and I had the same kind of day. I just got home 30 minutes ago (open house at school) and am exhausted.

I thought I'd skip the blog reading this week, but I'm giving it the old college try with my favorites.

The small glass next to me with the liqueur is a great help...

Anonymous said...

I have a friend named Rowena but I'm at a loss here. What does "ROFLAMO" stand for?

Jamie Dawn said...

Well, you have my deepest sympathy. It's Monday night now, so maybe the bad is all behind you, and tomorrow will be a good day. If you decide to pour hot coffee on one of your clients, PLEASE OH PLEASE blog about it!

mal said...

Saur, some times all I can do is close my eyes, take and hold 5 deep breaths while relaxing my muscles. A______s are still there when when I open my eyes but now they wonder why I have a predatory smile *G*.....

Cultivate Serenity *S*

Saur♥Kraut said...

Mallory, Predatory smile yes! Perhaps I need to cultivate one like Pie has. She opens her mouth wide when threatened, and drools... It just might work...

Jamie Dawn, I've had a couple where I came close. I'll do a blog with funny (or unbelievable) customer stories soon. I've worked retail before, you see. That's where you get to see The Underbelly of America.

Anon, ROFLMAO means Rolling On the Floor Laughing My *ss Off. That is, unless someone has another interpretation?

Fred, Ahh yes. Teaching. I don't know how you do it! Seriously.

Tan Lucy, Great to have you stop by! I'll post more pics soon. I tried to put her down on my tile floor to snap a pic recently, and I never knew how fast these little possums could move! Like lightning! She was in my closet so fast, I could barely see her streak by!

United We Lay said...

I hope your week is going better!

michelle said...

you have mail

Saur♥Kraut said...

Polanco, thanks, hon! Hope you're doing well, too! Mine IS getting better now... *knock on wood*

Michelle, OK, we just talked on the phone so I'm betting I know what it is, but I'll check! Thanks!