Monday, July 03, 2006

Bam Bam

I was out till midnight last night, and in bed by one. Hey! Don't ask / don't tell! I'll fill you in someday. Trust me. *whew*

Anyway, at 7 AM this morning, Ozma showed up at my door. Moaning, I stumbled to the door and let her in. "Go away!" I griped. "I got to bed at 1!" Laughing, she ignored me and pushed past me. I was very glad she did, because I was horribly sore (the neck surgery 7 months ago never completely took care of the pain) and she's one of the most talented masseuses I've ever met. While she worked on my neck, we visited and I caught her up on my weekend (which was awesome!).

Ozma showed me her latest website, where she has pictures from her life over the years. That's when I saw a guy she affectionately calls "Bam Bam".

"Who is this?" I asked. I'd never met him.

"Oh, that's Bam Bam," she said. "He was a Calvin Klein model for a while, and he had a terrible crush on me. He flew down one year for Halloween and I made us matching costumes. He was Bam Bam, I was Pebbles. He was amazed that I remembered his proportions exactly. The costume fit him perfectly!"

So where is he now, I asked. She lost touch with him after a while, but believes he is now a policeman in a small midwestern town. So that's where models go when they retire. It's either that, or work in low-grade C movies.

Somewhere, somehow, someone is bent over a squad car, being handcuffed by this guy. There is a fine amount of irony in that.


Reverberate58 said...

All I can say is My Oh My Bam Bam!!!!

michelle said...

That is funny!

1am? Where you out with your Bam Bam? hahahahah

~Deb said...

Lucky Pebbles!

Saur♥Kraut said...

Deb, that girl has more men drooling over her...!

Michelle, :D Zen Buddhist says I look like an idiot, staring at the screen and grinning like a goofball! And that's all I'll say for now, in public.

Reverb, *LOL*

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Bent over a squad car? Getting BamBammed? Ho ho.

Ellen said...

Bam Bam is a Hunk Hunk!

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...


The Lazy Iguana said...

I hope this guy runs into a cheeta whose brother was skinned to make a costume.

Saur♥Kraut said...

Lazy Iguana, :D

Daniel, well, I'd go for the word "suggestive" instead. ;o)

Ellen, Ozma agrees with you. She has very

Old Hoss, *LOL*

Miss Cellania said...

I thought for sure this picture had something to do with your "awesome weekend"! My, he's a fine-lookin young man. I bet he made a fine-lookin older guy, too!

Senor Caiman said...


This is close to being sexual harassment. Can’t a man enjoy Halloween without a bunch of middle-age women gawking at him? I thought you were above this immature exploitation of the male form.

Saur♥Kraut said...

Mr. Gator, *g* Actually, I didn't have much material I could write about today, I was tired, and Ozma provided me with the ammo I needed. I have my own idea of what is hot, and it involves brain cells.

Miss C, These pics are about 8 years old. But I'd guess you're right! It just depends on how well we take care of ourselves. :P

mal said...

WOW, that explains why the Cedar Rapids Iowa cops have their own calendar! *G*

Lee Ann said...

Bam Bam is hot hot!
Glad you had an awesome weekend.

Have a great fourth, be safe!

Jamie Dawn said...

What a great idea for costumes!

Having a friend who is a masseuse.... heaven!
Massages are divine.

Happy Independence Day!
Light some sparklers and have some fun!

Beaver said...

This guy can handcuff me any day! Grrrrr :o)

Brianne said...

ouuuu... bam bam INDEED! hahaha very nice!

Badoozie said...

ok, well i just have a few more questions and i can go ahead and locate this guy. heehee