I was out till midnight last night, and in bed by one. Hey! Don't ask / don't tell! I'll fill you in someday. Trust me. *whew*Anyway, at 7 AM this morning, Ozma showed up at my door. Moaning, I stumbled to the door and let her in. "Go away!" I griped. "I got to bed at 1!" Laughing, she ignored me and pushed past me. I was very glad she did, because I was horribly sore (the neck surgery 7 months ago never completely took care of the pain) and she's one of the most talented masseuses I've ever met. While she worked on my neck, we visited and I caught her up on my weekend (which was awesome!).
Ozma showed me her latest website, where she has pictures from her life over the years. That's when I saw a guy she affectionately calls "Bam Bam".
"Who is this?" I asked. I'd never met him.
"Oh, that's Bam Bam," she said. "He was a Calvin Klein model for a while, and he had a terrible crush on me. He flew down one year for Halloween and I made us matching costumes. He was Bam Bam, I was Pebbles. He was amazed that I remembered his proportions exactly. The costume fit him perfectly!"So where is he now, I asked. She lost touch with him after a while, but believes he is now a policeman in a small midwestern town. So that's where models go when they retire. It's either that, or work in low-grade C movies.
Somewhere, somehow, someone is bent over a squad car, being handcuffed by this guy. There is a fine amount of irony in that.
16 comments:
That is funny!
1am? Where you out with your Bam Bam? hahahahah
Lucky Pebbles!
Deb, that girl has more men drooling over her...!
Michelle, :D Zen Buddhist says I look like an idiot, staring at the screen and grinning like a goofball! And that's all I'll say for now, in public.
Reverb, *LOL*
Bent over a squad car? Getting BamBammed? Ho ho.
Bam Bam is a Hunk Hunk!
Dirrrrttttyyyyyyyy!
I hope this guy runs into a cheeta whose brother was skinned to make a costume.
Lazy Iguana, :D
Daniel, well, I'd go for the word "suggestive" instead. ;o)
Ellen, Ozma agrees with you. She has very fond...er...memories.
Old Hoss, *LOL*
I thought for sure this picture had something to do with your "awesome weekend"! My, he's a fine-lookin young man. I bet he made a fine-lookin older guy, too!
Saur,
This is close to being sexual harassment. Can’t a man enjoy Halloween without a bunch of middle-age women gawking at him? I thought you were above this immature exploitation of the male form.
Mr. Gator, *g* Actually, I didn't have much material I could write about today, I was tired, and Ozma provided me with the ammo I needed. I have my own idea of what is hot, and it involves brain cells.
Miss C, These pics are about 8 years old. But I'd guess you're right! It just depends on how well we take care of ourselves. :P
WOW, that explains why the Cedar Rapids Iowa cops have their own calendar! *G*
Bam Bam is hot hot!
Glad you had an awesome weekend.
Have a great fourth, be safe!
What a great idea for costumes!
Having a friend who is a masseuse.... heaven!
Massages are divine.
Happy Independence Day!
Light some sparklers and have some fun!
This guy can handcuff me any day! Grrrrr :o)
ouuuu... bam bam INDEED! hahaha very nice!
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